Tax Return Season

Carrie and I are looking forward to what we hope she will get a nice tax return this year. We have plans for some new furniture which we need badly, our couch looks like hell. She also wants to get me my own used car so I'll be able to travel around and visit friends I don't have or go to school while she has the other one.

We have not started directly into deep tissue massage yet, it seems it keeps getting put off, but we get more practice at Swedish. I got probably the best back massage I've ever had today, thanks to Alli ;) I told her I was going to throw her into the trunk of my car, and she could live in my closest, and she could massage me for food.

Yet I still got a killer headache after class so I must still have something out of whack or bad body mechanics. I really hope I figure that out soon. If we get a decent refund maybe Carrie will let me get a chiropractic adjustment.

I don't have much else to write at the moment and I think Carrie is waiting for a massage, so I'll leave with these 'fun fact's she forwarded to me.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produ ced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions ma te over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it to everyone.

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